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MEAT MANIA HITS DOWNTOWN MART

 Ladies,  if your package of 99% fat free ground chuck has a cylindrical shaped imprint pressed  into it,  and your husband says it’s a new recipe,  think again.   Well,  idiot Isaac Milton of Mart got caught stealing packages of steak and ground meat,  he had stuffed them down his pants and this did not … Continue reading

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ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS

From Uncle Dan’s Pulled Pork Mobile,  to Coach’s Barbecue,  to the Big O over at George’s in Hewitt,  ZANG,  is taking a bigger toll on food service here than a case of Salmonella. It seems getting a massage then what is loosely called a “Happy Ending” is putting a crimp on the local restaurant scene.  … Continue reading

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BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS

        What the hell? You’re here from China,  you’re sixteen,  you think,  aaaah,  Texas,  SIX FLAGS,  home cooking, the zoo.  Wrong.  Instead you get fondled by a creepy Terry Staton from Lorena, Texas,  then have your breast munched on by yet a creepy poser from Lott,  a former teacher to be exact. … Continue reading

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MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN

                Obviously,  he thought they were married        http://www.wacotrib.com/news/police/affidavit-mcgregor-man-accused-of-raping-sleeping-woman/article_3dc66b5a-46be-5b99-b2cb-ecfda8bbc84d.html MCGREGOR,  TEXAS A 60-year-old man was arrested Wednesday, accused of raping a sleeping woman March 3 in his McGregor home, an arrest affidavit states. Victor Aviles was arrested after the woman went to a local business in … Continue reading

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAND JOB AVERSION THERAPY BEGINS AT LOCAL CHURCHES AHEAD OF RELEASE OF NAMES AT RUB AND TUG

  “Bring a covered dish” It seems that along with several items seized from the local raid at the Rub and Tug over on Washington there were sheets and a “noticeable absence of washing machines”,  seems lab techs have been heard to say,   “Hell, there’s more DNA on these sheets than in the entire … Continue reading