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MEAT MANIA HITS DOWNTOWN MART

 Ladies,  if your package of 99% fat free ground chuck has a cylindrical shaped imprint pressed  into it,  and your husband says it’s a new recipe,  think again.   Well,  idiot Isaac Milton of Mart got caught stealing packages of steak and ground meat,  he had stuffed them down his pants and this did not … Continue reading

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ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS

From Uncle Dan’s Pulled Pork Mobile,  to Coach’s Barbecue,  to the Big O over at George’s in Hewitt,  ZANG,  is taking a bigger toll on food service here than a case of Salmonella. It seems getting a massage then what is loosely called a “Happy Ending” is putting a crimp on the local restaurant scene.  … Continue reading

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SHERIFF PRESENTS: THE MEN OF APRIL

                                                  You got a choice big guy,  Sheriff Mc or your old lady         For those poor,  single ladies out there lamenting the end of CRAIGSLIST PERSONALS here’s … Continue reading

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MALL OPENS JAPANESE SEX TOY AND MASTURBATION KIOSK AT RICHLAND MALL

     Okay,  calm down all you old VFW guys,  the Japs really didn’t do this,  it’s a joke If you have not read about the new sexual disinterest of the Japanese male,  google it,  seems they just want to stay home and play with dolls and mushy Peluches for all you Hot Latinos out … Continue reading

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CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?

         Moody man sends “explicit photo” to undercover cop   Jimmy Lee Smith,  another lonely heart looking for love in all the wrong places,  chats up what he thinks is a very young girl, instead he gets himself a date with a big ole copper.  Looks like Jimmie Lee,  in an effort … Continue reading