Poor Parnell never saw Abel’s loss coming, now he’s stuck covering up all the cat sh*t left behind all by himself.
In March of 2017 over 14 people got dirty pictures and messages from a privately bought telephone line, no one thought it was funny or understood what it meant, naturally, some went to the Sheriff’s department and filed cases. Sheriff’s people seemed interested but now it would seem they just laughed as victims walked out the door. Harry was told by David Johnson of the Sheriff’s department that “subpoenas had been sent out”, this was actually, “there, there”, used to placate and stall because no one who got the calls and messages meant as much to Parnell as the people making the calls.
Don’t like looking at a big hairy butt? Get messages for over a year along with twelve or so other people? How about some porn? Sheriff Big Joke Mc thinks it’s okay, of course, he leaves town and let’s his cousin/deputy David Johnson deliver the bad news. “Spoofing.” You’ve been pranked.
YOU don’t think it’s funny? Sheriff’s people do. Right?
Only days after the Sheriff’s department got the nads to pass off a bribe case and threats as “spoofing”, Governor Abbott signs a bill that just doesn’t let ole Parnell off the hook just yet.
Get a call asking for $15K from a privately bought secret phone line and number, no problem. It’s a joke you big baby. Get a message with your name on a tombstone? Gut up Buttercup. Constant calls from a drunk retired Appellate Court Justice? Aw, shucks, it’s just Felipe. No harm done. Get photos of body parts covered in genital warts, hairy back ends, amputees in sexual acts, grow up, stop complaining.
It’s not funny unless Parnell thinks it’s funny, bribe calls, nuisance calls, now to Parnell you just lack a sense of humor. He thinks it’s funny, you think bribery is a crime. Hmmm.
I’m only happy rescuing the oriental princess from the nasty redneck jack offs in front of the camera with my sexy sunglasses on, you’ve been a Wacoan your whole life and are getting threats? Well, I’m going to ignore you for a couple of years then let my cousin/deputy tell you you’re full of shit while I leave town.