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PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO FEEL

         It’s just THE HAIR,  okay,  just that,  nothing more,  don’t write, it’s okay

What’s wrong with this look? Had THIS guy called a National Emergency, I’dve surely felt better today.

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But noooooooooo,  oh, hell no,  it’s so bad I recognize the Clairol Numbers,  and, the scary bleaching yellow part where you have to tough it out to get it white,  THIS is sissy yellow at any beauty shop in Bellmead.

 

He likes the Platinum Blonde a lot           Who’d let their dad out with this yellow hair?

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Aaah,  Ash Blonde Clairol #14              Back to Platinum Clairol #45

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FINALLY,  the kids get him to stop doing it himself and he gets a gay guy from the kiosk at Walmart to get it RIGHT with some highlights,  lowlights, he looks good and knows it.

Two weeks later,  he picks up Clairol #36 and his hair, so damaged by the bleaching just pulled in that red.

 

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Scientists say that on his wedding day to Marla,  his hair was actually half a foot higher on the right side.

Trump’s 1993 wedding to Maples, the second Mrs. Trump. Strangely, the hair on the left side of the groom’s head is a full half foot taller than on the right. This imbalance may be the result of the three or four inter-dimensional, gravity-warping vortexes clearly visible in the back of his head.        Trump at an outdoor event in around 2000, after ordering his stylist to color his hair and eyebrows a then-chic shade known as “Cigar-Stained-Teeth Blonde.” Tellingly, the wind affects but a single quadrant of Trump’s hair, as if the rest were bolted down like a storm cellar door.

 

Now it’s so over processed, we have the “grow out” period.  Again.

Trump, shown here, in 2003, with *Apprentice* producer Mark Burnett, experiments with white roots and light filaments wrapped around the back of his head. Historians call this developer’s “middle-aged club kid” phase.              Trump at the 2004 Emmys. At this point, we’re just fucking with your stomach. Had lunch yet?

Here’s a grow out with a comb back,  kind of Godfather looking.

Men with bobby pins make me nervous

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Or Madeline Albright from behind, I don’t know           This last one has that “temporary”

greenish tone

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Back to Lady Clairol “Bashful” Blonde #28

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The thought of this whole bleaching and dyeing process in my President is somewhat disturbing.  Greatly disturbing.  That his kids let him out this way is disturbing.  If you notice,  this comb over trend hasn’t caught on.

Please children of the Comb Overed,  don’t let them out,  it’s not okay.  Reality.  Ivanka,  what gives?

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Just sayin’

H

 

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