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DONALD TRUMP’S TAN: SPRAY OR LAY?

     Is it my tv or my President?

(Disclaimer:  Not the wall,  not Mexicans,  not paying whores,  not crooked Hilary,  not “lock her up”,  not who is my moral compass,  not the government shutdown,  just the orange  tan.  OKAY?  Just this one thing.  One.)

The white around his eyes and ears ain’t right.  I am bothered he can’t hire someone who’s good at the spray tanning stuff.   Is someone spraying him all naked?  Is this a tanning bed?  WTF?

Please only write and chew me out if you have a tanning bed in your home or out building.

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