From Uncle Dan’s Pulled Pork Mobile, to Coach’s Barbecue, to the Big O over at George’s in Hewitt, ZANG, is taking a bigger toll on food service here than a case of Salmonella.
It seems getting a massage then what is loosely called a “Happy Ending” is putting a crimp on the local restaurant scene. FACEBOOK accounts are being removed, men are having to confess really bad stuff to their wives and kids, and the locals don’t know where the hell they’re going to eat tonight.
If ZANG can’t open up a decent Chinese Food place here instead of these masturbation parlors, I say it’s time to deport her back to wherever the hell she came from and prosecute these creeps. If this isn’t the biggest life ruining bunch of sh*t you’ve ever seen, what the hell is. Can you imagine telling your wife about this? NO, not by text, in person.
Being masturbated by a sixteen year old girl is wrong and it seems men from all over the place are lining up to force these girls to do hand jobs AND it would seem more.
Humiliation. Can you imagine one’s self image after just having to touch one of these dirty old men? Oh, I’m totally icked out. Next let’s look at spousal humiliation, that’s where you embarrass the hell out of your wife and family and get to where you just expect people to just slap the crap out of you, you probably get to where you’d rather be slapped than endure the sausage jokes anymore.
What the hell did you think was going to happen?
Massage parlors with underage girls are ILLEGAL you fool. It’s not the jacking off Dairy Queen and these girls aren’t happy to see you.
The “Happy Ending” is when your old ass leaves the building.
Get rid of this Zang bitch and the rest of them. We’ve made it to the United Kingdom with this shit and it’s just getting started. Have a look. Not to mention the 68 Comments from the Brits. Have a look at the Daily Mail from the United Kingdom.
Uncle Dan’s Pulled Pork Mobile
Coach’s Bad Ass BBQ with a condom dispenser underneath