You got a choice big guy, Sheriff Mc or your old lady
For those poor, single ladies out there lamenting the end of CRAIGSLIST PERSONALS here’s your chance to get our own stud fresh from ZANG’S RUB AND TUG over on Washington where the “camera was in the clock”, dumbass. Anyway, here is some fugitive meat or your Uncle or Boss.
Seems the guys over at the Sheriff’s department are getting turned off by the identification job they’ve got looking at the naked, hairy bodies of the local gentlemen, so they’re asking for help from the local ladies who have just been dying to turn into ‘COLUMBO” overnight.
Who knows maybe these old boys would rather turn themselves in than go home tonight.
A candlelight vigil will be held by all the single women of the county thanking GOD they aren’t married to one of these surprise packages below.
Here they are, the men of April.
The Big 3.
If one of these is yours call for pick up, or better yet, delivery.