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THE OTHER SIDE OF DI*K PICS: REVENGE PORN TEXAS STYLE

 “Until further notice,  or not until your mama dies will there be anymore naked up the cookie photos,  this ain’t Dallas.”                                     Margaret Schroeder,  Mexia Texas

 

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10 Reasons Not to Make a Sex Tape

It may be tempting to let out your inner exhibitionist, but take it from babes like Rebecca Gayheart and a certain reality star with the initials KK: It’s not worth the consequences.

1. Your boss will know what your O face looks like…

2. …And so will your grandparents — and your grandchildren — thanks to Google.

3. You and Screech will be like sex-tape twins…or something.

4. Women everywhere will steal your signature sex move, including maybe your cubiclemate…or your mom.

5. When you’re in bed with a new guy, you’ll always wonder if he’s grabbing your boobs and thinking, “Hey! These looked a lot bigger on my laptop!”

6. Everyone will be aware that it only takes your boyfriend 2.6 minutes to get his rocks off.

7. Anytime you say “I’m coming” — to a bar, to a party, to a meetings — there’ll always be a dude with a punch line.

8. Your costar’s ex now has free rein to say any of the following: “I taught him that,” “I was way better in bed,” or “I knew that my stomach was flatter!”

9. One word: queefing. (Mics pick up the darndest things.)

10. Your hoo-ha hairstyle will be so recognizable, people will request “The [insert your name here]” at the salon

 

 

 

 

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a3054/ten-reasons-not-to-make-a-sex-tape/

 

https://www.elitedaily.com/women/taking-a-selfie-pic-nudie/737323

 

 

 

 

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